Defining the Times: London Edition

A few months ago, I was asked to write a small piece about Notting Hill to be published in a book about London’s neighbourhoods. The book arrived last week.

Snippets of a Morning in Notting Hill

Portobello Road Houses

Early Saturday morning, it is raining – a slow London drizzle, like mist. It hangs in the air over Portobello Road where watch as the market begins to unfold. Behind me, where I bought the tea that is warming my hands, a bedraggled man with holes in his jeans and dirty fingernails is tapping them against the counter. He says he will pay tomorrow. He’s tapping his foot now. Please, just a coffee, Miss. Please, just this once. Across the street, a vendor wheels a stack of cardboard boxes bursting with tomatoes and carrots, red and orange, an unlit cigarette dangling from one corner of his lips. He parks his boxes and fishes for a lighter in his shirt pocket. Seconds later, one flies through the air and he says, “Cheers mate” and cups one hand around his light to block out the wind.

I Love London

I wander along, musing at the scent of last night’s kebabs and empty beer cans left on windowsills. “I can predict your future” is scrawled across a rubbish bin in silver paint, an amusing attempt at 3am creativity. Around me, umbrellas move slowly through the closed-off streets. A baby cries, a mother hushes, a bird lands on a street lamp and cocks its head. Women are chatting, arranging earrings on tables, hanging vintage dresses on makeshift stands, positioning mirrors, boots, books and CDs, smiling at early customers. They put final touches on their make up. Red busses squeak to a stop on Ladbroke Grove and the market begins to feel alive.

I Can Predict Your Future

Brollys are all folded now, swinging along, leaving trails of drip, drip, dripping rain on the pavement and the sun creeps out from behind grey clouds. I pull another strawberry out of a generic blue plastic bag and let the sweetness fill my mouth. “Hey Fred, look at this!” an American woman says. Fred grunts at a plate in her hands and eyes up a long-legged girl in tight jeans when his wife turns her head. This is the antique end of the market, old cameras stacked on wooden tables, teapots and silver spoons, white buckets for “Norfolk Lavender” and “Chilled Wine” hanging in the doorway of Alice’s. I linger to watch a band play in a semi-circle of people who toss loose change into a guitar case after a few seconds and walk on.

Portobello Buckets

A man is standing silently, completely still, in the middle of the road, crowds splitting around him as if his stillness is contagious. He’s wearing a placard with graphic pictures of animal abuse. It says, “Who cares?” One woman turns back and smiles. She says, “I care.”

Slick with city rain, headlights reflect in mirror streets again. I slip into the Comic and Book Exchange near Notting Hill Gate, a rare second-hand bookshop that has a basement with a cyclone of titles and a satisfying musty smell, great tunes and well-read staff. A brilliant place to wait for the sun.

A Wednesday Morning: 8:15-9:00am

  • An elderly woman in a headscarf pushing an empty baby buggy down the pavement, walking slowly, singing (or more like yodelling) loudly.  About 10 feet behind, a man of the same age shuffled along.
  • Instead of the usual Sport or ShortList handed out on the corner by the tube, today I looked twice to see that it was something different. This is a weekly magazine called Stylist given out every Wednesday morning. The first issue was published last week. It’s your typical woman’s read with fashion, beauty, diet, a smattering of events and staying in options, etc. Kept me occupied from Ealing Broadway to White City if that means anything.
  • And speaking of free tube reading, you probably have noticed the Evening Standard has been free from this Monday. 
  • As usual on the tube, there is at least one amusing person to write about. Today, it was a man in a tan suit with a similar coloured gym bag who sat across from me. He held a copy of a tube map, looking back and forth between it and the one posted in the train. He muttered to himself, “Now, if I take this route I’ll end up here.” A few seconds later, “No, no… This looks like a better option. Lets see here.” And then, “I wonder where this goes. What is this place.” This went on for a few stops until he got off the train at North Acton.